It is in the supermarket
that I meet them
the going left strangers
and the going right strangers
I meet the no after you
people too, just pick a
direction and stick to it
I go left you go left
I go right you go right
it is just maddening
I just came here for
12 minute noodles
not to dance
nor canoodle
On seconds thoughts
I would shop for that
if it was a BOGOF
special
and the next time
the same
I go left you go left
I go right you go right
for fuck sake we
danced this last week
hey next Thursday
salsa, you alright
gone a bit pale
you heard what I said
Salsa, no not that desperate
well are you middle classed?
Brain In The Jar 
LOL, yes! I dance this weekly, too.
tis a funny little shuffle 🙂
haha This is why I wear my head phones and sing (to myself not loudly) in the supermarket. I feel if they think im the crazy one it will diffuse their crazy and they will leave me alone. It normally works but they have been hiring a lot of little hot guys as of late, and now i have the rep as the crazy singing guy. Oh well at least people dont stand under and over me while Im trying to decide. Love this
Sounds like you have a better time shopping than I do, I end up weaving and maneuvering my hand basket a lot
Love it!
thank you
awesome write.. i enjoyed it!! 😀
thanks, I am glad it brought a little cheer 🙂
Ian,
Too funny and well written. Enjoyed!
Peace,
Stephen
Thanks very much, glad you enjoyed it