Quick fire jokes

Man walks into a bar
Man: Can I have a pint
Barman: Can you narrow it down
Man: But then it will be a glass

 

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Man walks into a bar

Barmaid: What are you having?
MK: Hey you and me babe, how about it?
Barmaid: keep that up and you will be in dire straits

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I saw four welsh people stood over a silver object, in wonder
they were saying it must have come from outer space, alien technology

I took one look and informed them that it was a weather balloon, I know astounding a day dry enough to fly one!

 

 

p.s. just started a new short story so I maybe a bit busy with it till Monday 😀

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