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Horribly Funny


Last weekend we sat on the sofa in full life
watching movies full of death
nothing else would do

But I can’t just switch my inquires off
so spent the time complaining
that zombies just couldn’t do it
like the movies show
when its brain death, its over

you can’t eat brains
when the stomach won’t digest
you can’t move (or shuffle)
when the hearts not pumping

there has to be realistic mechanics
where the hosts are not dead

nano tech infestation
parasite brain infection
genetic modification

As long as the host doesn’t actually die
I made it more scary
beyond the movie, to the real

But then look to the towns and cities
it takes a lot to compete
with the modern smart phone industry

All stumbling about with the apps open


Well that was my weekend, discussing how the traditional presentation of Zombies just isn’t real, I just can’t switch off that part of my brain. I like to think up scenarios were it moves from the fantasy of the undead and into the how would this would work in the real world.

On that note, I can recommend the movie Warm Bodies as a good zombie comedy 😀