Life snippets 19

English

A true Englishman
is never alone
when there is
nothing else around
to take the mick out of
he will still laugh
at himself

Scotland

If Scotland
leaves the union
what will happen
to the flag
will we simply
call it the jack
or will it just be
cross

The Jack

One does not
really care which
way you hang it

but beware
on the wrong
way, people
may ask

‘Are you in trouble?’

Equality and Diversity

These two words
allow me
to take the mick out of everyone
I start with myself
then just work outwards

Apologies

well smut maybe
rhetorical
or implied

a double entendre
to which you
decide

Sex

Like riding a bicycle
both
with suspension
or a minor puncture

Either way a pump
is required

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