Life snippets extra

 
Hangovers
 
the reduction of wit
is directly proportional
to the amount of beer
consumed
 
If whiskey was drunk
I would have none
shhhhhhhhhh!
 
Drunkenness
 
In drunken conversation
I was trying to explain
the evils of the English language
with a Polish girl
 
If Cesar
uses scissors
we may get
snowy blizzards
 
But I said like this (on beer three, while trying to get photos off her phone)
If Ce(sor)
uses a scis(sors)
we may get
a snowy blizz(ords)
 
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Pretty much given up beer now and moved 🙂 part of me misses the beer. But now I am not keen on the taste.

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