Life Snippets 4

Monkeys
 
You always remember
that you didn’t remember
to push the car aerial down
when already in the monkey enclosure
 
Titanic II
 
The Titanic II will be almost identical
to the original except
the Ice buckets will be
much larger
and sinking is still an option
 
Brass Turtles
 
Is still one of the dumbest
things I have written about
I should have chosen
Cheese wheels
 
Girlfriend
 
Girlfriends are like buses
these days
to expensive to ride
 
Men
 
Men are also like buses
they turn up in threes
crash, and spend
the rest of the time
swapping details
 
Buses
 
Are also like buses
but not like coaches
that would just be
daft