Venus
Today I found the perfect book
how to win a woman’s heart
but now I need a translator
Wonder lust
My Gran used to say
I had wonder lust
but 9 times out of 10
she’d be talking to herself
Irony
The biggest irony in life
is that the song ironic
is often commented
to contain no irony
Irony is working for a cutlery
manufacture, but upon going for lunch
finding out there are no forks to be had
everything else is just unfortunate
Computers
My Grand Pa once said
he didn’t see a future in Computers
but it used to pay my rent
Parents
The trick with my father
is not getting him to talk
its getting him to shut up
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Brain In The Jar 
The translator gag is fun
Thanks tis a fun one 🙂
Reblogged this on Nature’s Abhorred Vacuum.
Thanks for the reblog
Love the Venus
Thanks and old joke renewed 🙂