Life Snippets 3

Venus
 
Today I found the perfect book
how to win a woman’s heart
but now I need a translator
 
Wonder lust
 
My Gran used to say
I had wonder lust
but 9 times out of 10
she’d be talking to herself
 
Irony
 
The biggest irony in life
is that the song ironic
is often commented
to contain no irony
 
Irony is working for a cutlery
manufacture, but upon going for lunch
finding out there are no forks to be had
everything else is just unfortunate
 
Computers
 
My Grand Pa once said
he didn’t see a future in Computers
but it used to pay my rent
 
Parents
 
The trick with my father
is not getting him to talk
its getting him to shut up

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