Life Snippets 3

Today I found the perfect book
how to win a woman’s heart
but now I need a translator
Wonder lust
My Gran used to say
I had wonder lust
but 9 times out of 10
she’d be talking to herself
The biggest irony in life
is that the song ironic
is often commented
to contain no irony
Irony is working for a cutlery
manufacture, but upon going for lunch
finding out there are no forks to be had
everything else is just unfortunate
My Grand Pa once said
he didn’t see a future in Computers
but it used to pay my rent
The trick with my father
is not getting him to talk
its getting him to shut up

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