Weebles wobble

“Weebles wobble but they don’t fall down
Weebles wobble but they don’t fall down”
Lawnmower Deth

Are not words that Shakespeare would have used
mainly cos he was a little dead by the time they were
invented! So what would Mr Shakespeare have said?

 Sonnet 55 “Not marble nor the gilded monuments”

Not marble, nor the gilded monuments
Of princes, shall outlive this powerful rhyme;
But you shall shine more bright in these contents
Than unswept stone, besmear’d with sluttish time.
When wasteful war shall statues overturn,
And broils root out the work of masonry,
Nor Mars his sword nor war’s quick fire shall burn
The living record of your memory.
‘Gainst death and all oblivious enmity
Shall you pace forth; your praise shall still find room,
Even in the eyes of all posterity
That wear this world out to the ending doom.
So, till the judgment that yourself arise,
You live in this, and dwell in lovers’ eyes.

William Shakespeare   (1564 – 1616)

 

Yes he might of said something like that but not Weebles are round they don’t fall down

He may well also have said

Shall I compare thee to a summers day – Sonnet 18  William Shakespeare

Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate.
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer’s lease hath all too short a date.

But he is dead now and cannot be consulted plus his fees would have been far too high
right I am off to torture my head cold or that maybe the other way around

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14 thoughts on “Weebles wobble”

  1. Always taking it up a notch man. I think you should truly mess with mr. bard and modify one of his sonnets. that’s something i’d like to see. meant to say, please take a half a glass of rye for your cold, it always works most of the time.

  2. I will go with what Trent said. Try your hand at re-writing one of the Bard’s sonnets. I would love to see the results, I’m sure they would be hilarious. You have a great gift for humour.

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