A few more jokes

There were two empty bars in a pub. One said to the other “Where’s an Englishman, Irishman and a Scot, when you want to have a good joke”. The other said” flipping heck a talking bar”

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scot walk in to a nightclub. Thump Thump Thump and the rest of the joke unravels without anyone hearing the punchline

An Irishman and a Scot were on the Titanic. The Scot ordered whisky on the rocks, the Irishman looking out the window said “Well your ice is here but you’re going to need a bigger glass for the whisky”.

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Brain all worded out, Jar shugs no idea either

 

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