An Englishman an Irishman and a Scot were put in front of a firing squad. The enemy officer asks for any last requests. The Englishman says “I would like to smoke my pipe one last time, my good chap”. The Irishman says ”For sure I would like to drink the strongest bottle you have”. The Scotsman say” Ack aye Shoot the Englishman first”.
An Englishman an Irishman walk up to a Welshman and Say “Hello we’ve come for our 6 o’clock appointment. The Welshman replied “what is this some kind of joke! I’ve heard about them antiqued formats delivered in a time honoured fashion. I’m available tomorrow. And so the whole joke is on hold until I can get them to cooperate.
An Englishman an Irishman and a Scot sat at a bar. When an irritated author of antiquated joke delivered in a time honoured fashion walked in with a 2” by 4’. He walks up to the bar and buys the Englishman a single Malt Whiskey, The Irishman a flagon of Mead and the Scot a Guinness. In the insuring fight some characters may have been injured