Breakfast (in the style of Chaucer)

Wonton I did walk to mac’y dee
with such lord’d debauchery
I was here to sate my gluttonye
And I did so, greatly happye

I ordered bacon, egg in mcmuffin
o’ and two hash browns
That was greatly quaff’d
on a walk, between much puffin

In bewtixt meat and egg is cheese’d
to which my stomach is much please’d
and as such I am most agreed
that the food was not so greesed

No I don’t wonton that as a meal
I’d just order’d wot I could feel
was in my stomached ability
To digest with stability

No I’ll not sit in, I’ll take that outwardly

Bruce Ruston 2012

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